Quotes from Mark Twain, Cowboy, Writer

All generalizations are false.

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Be careful about reading health books.  You could die of a misprint.

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities.  Truth isn't.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.